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Anonymous: What's your major in college?

morosity:

stress

nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

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deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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bbincumming2:

http://bbincumming2.tumblr.com/tagged/docking


HOLY SHIT. 0.0
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cybergasms:

at the age of 11: worrying about internet people finding me in real life
now: worrying about people in real life finding me on the internet

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jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

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chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

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gonks:

waking up next to youis my favourite thingin the world.you think you look disgustingand i know you feel grottybecause i do toobut seeing you lookso rawandso real(and so beautiful)only proves to methat i’m not stilltrapped in a beautifuldream from thenightbefore.
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